Sages are mystical beings born with great powers to defend Earth from the reign of Derp.
Gables - The first birth from male on male intercourse . Gables was born with the meme of desire, molded by it.
Tacoze - A human created by Snoop Dogg when he first used the bong of truth. Defends the 420 Dimension.
Hubydweyer - A confused child, currently a member of the reformed memevengers.
Dubzi - The founder of the High Counsel of Wizards.
Cubewano - A pureblood Engineer, the last of his kind.
Grax - Leading commander in the skeleton wars against Sinned Yrden.